9.30.2008
leave it to me.
i have a great skill at fucking everything up.
"i told you to be patient. i told you to be fine and i told you to be balanced and i told you to be kind and now all your love is wasted and who the hell was i? and im breaking at the brithces and at the end of all your lines."
9.29.2008
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9.26.2008
you complete me.
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/63469/pushing-daisies-the-complete-first-season/
9.25.2008
beautiful.
i'd love for someone to write me a love song. who wouldnt? i'd love more for someone to just tell me how they feel. letters are nice too.
http://stereogum.com/archives/new-ray-lamontagne-meg-white_023811.html
EW, i miss you.
and THIS is why EW is the greatest mag on the planet, and why i miss it so dearly.
http://gawker.com/5054741/entertainment-weekly-parodies-infamous-new-yorker-cover
weekend without j.
she's out of town for the first time since i got here. i wonder how things will go down.....here's the early plan!
fri: work/take somewhere to the vet/debates (?)/wet bar with interns
sat: force c into watching good movies/relapse/cut copy show
sun: movie day /w matt(?)/rehearsals
that sounds charming. totally movie and music'ed out, just the way i like it.
funny funny.
bill, from my office, did this. i kind of cant believe it.
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/09/the-story-of-the-2008-presidential-election-in-son.html
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/09/the-story-of-the-2008-presidential-election-in-son.html
9.24.2008
lying to yourself.
is pointless. i know this. im known for being esp good about being totally honest with myself and admitting everything i feel, despite the outcomes. that part is def out of the way. so when do i start admitting the rest? for the first time in...a long time? forever?...i have a secret. and that is so, so weird.
OK, its not totally a secret because, like, 2 people know about it. but not anyone that really "matters." yeah, not going to explain that. anyways. the question is, if i know i cant control my own emotions, why am i trying? i usually let myself get hurt fast to get it out of the way. the situation is different. and so, totally hopeless. i think. i change my mind about that daily so stay tuned.
since when did i even start believing this was possible!? ugh, fuck you. and fuck you to every person i've ever liked that didnt like me back (uh, thats all of you). if there's anything i know for sure, its that any of you would have been lucky to have me. at least i dont have a complex.
yeah, take that at its word friends. sorry for the vagueness, still sorting this one out.
wicked.
is coming to the fox in atlanta. i admit its a little silly to want to go see a play i've seen on broadway 3-4 times already. in atlanta, no less. (ps- i love how people here think its the "real" wicked...dont they know they cant just shut down the NY production while the cast tours? its a totally different group, people!) anyways. i want to drag some friends to see it. it really is my fave.
meanwhile, am avoiding planning my birthday like the plague.
9.23.2008
lauren emails.
Best episode recap I've ever read:
http://gawker.com/5053573/gossip-girl--what-tangled-knots-of-hair-we-nair
i trust her.
http://gawker.com/5053573/gossip-girl--what-tangled-knots-of-hair-we-nair
i trust her.
fuck tuesday.
it only tuesday!?
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.
"Tuesday?" San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. "How in the hell is it still Tuesday?"
Already the week is unbearable for these New Yorkers awaiting a subway train, and it's only fucking Tuesday.
Tuesday's arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.
"Ugh," said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.
According to suddenly depressed sources, the feeling that this week may in fact last forever was further compounded by the thought of all the work left to be done tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and, if Americans make it that far, possibly even Friday, for Christ's sake.
Fears that the week could actually be going backwards were also expressed.
"Not only do Americans have most of Tuesday morning to contend with, but all of Tuesday afternoon and then Tuesday night," National Labor Relations Board spokesman David Prynn said. "If our calculations are correct, there is a chance we are in effect closer to last weekend than the one coming up."
Added Prynn: "Fuck."
Believe it or not, it's not even goddamn lunchtime yet for these commuters in Southern California.
Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as of press time.
Isolated attempts to make the day go faster, such as glancing at watches or clocks every other minute, compulsively checking e-mail, hiding in the office bathroom, fidgeting, or reading a boring magazine while sitting in the waiting room, have also proven unsuccessful, sources report.
The National Institutes of Standards and Technology, which oversees the official time of the United States, is flatly denying that it has slowed or otherwise tampered with Tuesday's progression.
"The current Tuesday is keeping apace with past Tuesdays with no more than one ten-thousandth of a second's variation at the most," NIST spokeswoman Dr. Geraldine Schach said. "However, I sympathize with the common consensus that this week has already been a colossal pain in the neck."
Labor Secretary Elaine Chao released a statement addressing widespread speculation that it might as well be Monday for all anyone cares.
"We understand this day has been tough on many of you, what with meetings mercilessly dragging on and an entire stack of files still left to organize," Chao's statement read in part. "Yet we urge Americans to show patience. The midweek hump is just around the corner, and we have strong reason to believe that Saturday will be here before you know it."
"Go about your lives as best you can," the statement continued. "Do not, we repeat, do not take a sick day, as it'll make the rest of the week that much harder to endure."
In the meantime, citizens are doing their best to cope with the interminable week, though Tuesday is still hours away from ending.
"The more I try to speed it along, the longer it almost seems to take," said Dale Bouchard, a Chicago-based broker who has been waiting for today to be over since it first began earlier this morning. "Honestly, today could not have come at a worse time this week."
In the meantime, the latest wristwatch consultations indicate that it is somehow still Tuesday, if that makes any sense at all.
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.
"Tuesday?" San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. "How in the hell is it still Tuesday?"
Already the week is unbearable for these New Yorkers awaiting a subway train, and it's only fucking Tuesday.
Tuesday's arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.
"Ugh," said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.
According to suddenly depressed sources, the feeling that this week may in fact last forever was further compounded by the thought of all the work left to be done tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and, if Americans make it that far, possibly even Friday, for Christ's sake.
Fears that the week could actually be going backwards were also expressed.
"Not only do Americans have most of Tuesday morning to contend with, but all of Tuesday afternoon and then Tuesday night," National Labor Relations Board spokesman David Prynn said. "If our calculations are correct, there is a chance we are in effect closer to last weekend than the one coming up."
Added Prynn: "Fuck."
Believe it or not, it's not even goddamn lunchtime yet for these commuters in Southern California.
Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as of press time.
Isolated attempts to make the day go faster, such as glancing at watches or clocks every other minute, compulsively checking e-mail, hiding in the office bathroom, fidgeting, or reading a boring magazine while sitting in the waiting room, have also proven unsuccessful, sources report.
The National Institutes of Standards and Technology, which oversees the official time of the United States, is flatly denying that it has slowed or otherwise tampered with Tuesday's progression.
"The current Tuesday is keeping apace with past Tuesdays with no more than one ten-thousandth of a second's variation at the most," NIST spokeswoman Dr. Geraldine Schach said. "However, I sympathize with the common consensus that this week has already been a colossal pain in the neck."
Labor Secretary Elaine Chao released a statement addressing widespread speculation that it might as well be Monday for all anyone cares.
"We understand this day has been tough on many of you, what with meetings mercilessly dragging on and an entire stack of files still left to organize," Chao's statement read in part. "Yet we urge Americans to show patience. The midweek hump is just around the corner, and we have strong reason to believe that Saturday will be here before you know it."
"Go about your lives as best you can," the statement continued. "Do not, we repeat, do not take a sick day, as it'll make the rest of the week that much harder to endure."
In the meantime, citizens are doing their best to cope with the interminable week, though Tuesday is still hours away from ending.
"The more I try to speed it along, the longer it almost seems to take," said Dale Bouchard, a Chicago-based broker who has been waiting for today to be over since it first began earlier this morning. "Honestly, today could not have come at a worse time this week."
In the meantime, the latest wristwatch consultations indicate that it is somehow still Tuesday, if that makes any sense at all.
9.22.2008
funny story.
this girl at work told me that her ex-boyfriend was so good in bed that half the time, her whole body would spasm just by him walking into the room. pretty sure thats never happened to me in real life, but it has happened whilst looking at beautifully crafted photos of hot celebs.
this one made me shudder for at least 2 mins. enjoy.
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