happy halloween.

TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

Number 10
You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

Number 9
Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

Number 8
The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

Number 7
You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

Number 6
The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.

Number 4
If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

Number 3
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

Number 2
The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the . . Number 1 . . reason trick-or- treating is better than sex.....
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!