can i get an amen?

“I’ve always felt this attraction toward and love for people that America sort of uses to make itself feel smart as a culture. Somehow we’ve got it in our heads that we’re brighter than Britney Spears. And I really love Britney Spears, and I didn’t really like her until she shaved her head and started hitting that car with the umbrella. That’s my kinda action. I swear, it’s the truth, I’m not as into music as I am into chicks who will shave their heads and fucking whack a car with an umbrella.” - Todd Snider